My parents keep on trying to push Christianity on me. They do this in the way of sending me Christian pamphlets, tracts, non-stop Bible verse text messages, trying to coax me over the phone with Christian apologetic rhetoric, links to William Lane Craig videos, videos made by Ray Comfort and recently, providing me with a large stack of Christian baby books for my 4 ½ month old.
After about the 500th time of dealing with these kinds
of issues I finally told my Mom over the phone, “I have something really
important to tell you”. I said, “I have good news and I have bad news. How about
I start with the bad news? The bad news
is that I will probably never reconvert to Christianity again. I’ve been
officially vaccinated from this strain of thinking.”
And don't forget the flying spaghetti monster.
ReplyDeleteWhen you say, "I finally told my Mom", I think you are being optimistic. ;)
ReplyDeletehahaha, good kid! always told the truth, and thank you for being honest. Your secret admirer, Ben Chung.
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